Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Inbred America - Celebrating the founding Uncle-Daddys

Since 1977, the Kentucky town of Pikeville has held an annual festival celebrating the inbred history of the US. If only more of the country would embrace this past which has made America what it is today.

HillBilly Days brings it all out into the open and says, "that's right, Mom and Dad were Brother and Sister, but I still love them".

A friend of this blog, and a big fan of mine, Jeff from Kentucky, has decided that this is OK by him too, and will be marrying his Mother in the coming months. Here's the sweet couple.

Good luck guys, and may your children be... umm.

7 comments:

Angus Diesel-Fumes said...

Oh that's harsh!
I don't think it's any mistake that fundamentalist christians from 'down south' America (as those two are) dislike Darwinism/Evolution theory, as it makes some dire predictions about what will happen to the off-spring of those who jump head-first into such a shallow gene-pool, as those two are about to!
It's like something out of that film 'DELIVERANCE'

"NOW LETS YOU JUST DROP THEM PANTS, DROP 'EM, TAKE 'EM RIGHT OFF!... HEY BOY, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HOG... I BET YOU SQUEAL, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, SQUEAL NOW! EEEEH! EEEEEH!"


*The objection to Evolution could hardly have anything to do with the 'Creation myth'. That nonsense about 'Adam and Eve' being the first people 'falls-over' in the first few pages of the bible (Genesis 4:13). Adam and Eve have two kids, Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel (leaving Cain and his parents), God banishes Cain. Cain protests that he'll be killed by the first person he meets, and there are many. So God puts a mark on Cain to warn everyone else to leave Cain alone (else God would fuck-them-up, seven times as bad). It was a hundred-and-something years before Adam and Eve had another kid. Hence, Genesis is not the story of the first humans, it's just the story of the first Jews/Christians. It's their religion that is only 6000 years old, not the Earth (as those who are naive enough to take the book of Genesis seriously insist).

Anonymous said...

That picture is copyrighted.

Jimmy said...

I'll need proof "Anonymous".

Anonymous said...

The only proof you'll get is this:

You're a cankerous pussy, asshole.

Jimmy said...

Hey, how did you know???

I thought you didn't post anonymously.

And I'm the "pussy".

Angus Diesel-Fumes said...

Oh that's priceless... the twat that is complaining about copyright (and hiding behind 'anon'), has no regard for the copyright on photos.

How does that go Jeff? One rule for Americans, and another for the rest of the world... or is it just you who is above the law?

There's that word that your name conjures up again Jeff, 'HYPOCRITE'
... I've seen plenty of stolen photos on your page, and I'm sure as shit you never gave a tinker's damn about the owner's of those photos... go have a cry about something important, you soft-cock knob-end.

Anonymous said...

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, you syphilitic moron.