what is Australia Day about?

If I ran a poll on the meaning of Australia Day, I think a lot of respondents would look as dumb as an American discussing the right to bear arms.

Australia Day is a commemoration of the day the first British fleet landed at Sydney Cove and declared British Sovereignty over the EASTERN half of Australia. Why just the Eastern half? Well, in 1606, the Dutch "discovered" Australia, but only the West. Rather than fight over the barren dust bowl of an island, the Dutch and the Brits agreed to split it down the middle.

ban yourself from facebook, cos nobody else will

I love this concept. You can ban yourself from websites you are addicted to. Stuff net nanny and Internet censorship! We know what's bad for us. Self control is all that's missing, all the wanky lifestyle gurus would agree. Even the bible craps on about self control. It's what makes us human.

So, to bring a rant back on to target, this site keepmeout.com can

"Where do birds go to die?" now incorporating "Fuck Off Krispy Kreme"

Since the passing of my mate Angus Diesel Fumes (Adrian), and the fact that Krispy Kreme has all but "fucked off", at least from Australia, I thought I'd throw this and "Fuck Off Krispy Kreme" together to make it easier to be venemous and offensive in one spot.

I wanted to make sure that Angus' funny and intelligent rants stayed safe and easily accessible, but I also wanted to make sure I could ad my own to them when the feeling hits.

And stand back, I can feel something gurgling, I mean Ted Baillieu is Premier of Victoria, the Democrats and Obama are in trouble in the US, and Israel are still a pack of C*%ts.