Saturday, August 25, 2012

grown-ups don't shit on toilet seats, do they?

The toilets in my workplace are only accessible to people who have access to a secure building with specific access to each floor.

Having said this, I believe that homeless people and zoo animals have been breaking in and smearing faeces everywhere in fits of rage. It's the only explanation. Nobody who went to university, grew up in a stable human environment and manages to get a corporate job could possible leave a toilet in the state I witness on a daily basis.

Every day there is shit on seats, pools of urine on the floor and unidentifiable smears on various surfaces.

I suspect there have also been children with puppies in there, fighting over rolls of toilet paper.

It's enough to make me hold on until I get home.

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